I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda